nvedua
FASHION DEPT

teh jecket

do not touch. shrine exhibit / unobtainium. every empire needs a uniform. ours is leather, slightly shiny, and somehow always cooler than the room temperature.

BENCHMARK WING / GRAPHICS SETTINGS

RTX: jecket edition

same jecket. different reality.

SCIENCE
jecket rendered in potato mode
RTX OFF
  • potato mode
  • 12 fps aura
  • sad zippers

jeket 2 / leather exists. barely. reflections? never herd of her.

jecket rendered path traced
RTX ON
  • ray tracin zippers
  • dlss swagger
  • 4k drip

jeket 1 / path traced coolness. each stitch has its own light probe.

SIDE-BY-SIDE TEST CONCLUSION

RTX ON. ability 2 pay rent. jeket 2 is playable. jeket 1 is cinematic. choose wisely.

MUSEUM NOTE

EXHIBIT CLOSED.
AURA OPEN.

visitors may look. visitors may envy. visitors may not borrow. flash photography encouraged if it makes teh jecket look shinier.

JECKET LAWS

teh dress code

  1. 1
    must be black. or very black.SHADE AUDIT
  2. 2
    zippers optional. aura mandatory.AURA CHECK
  3. 3
    pair wif gpu. never wif polo shirt.DRESS CODE
  4. 4
    if someone asks price, say “unobtainium.”PRICING
  5. 5
    wearing it +3 intelligence, +10 stage presence.BUFFS

note: we do not sell teh jecket. teh jecket chooses u.

BUFFS ACTIVE

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